I start off with a man and what a good looking man Mahershala Ali is with a basic tux that seems to fit well but he added this beautiful blue scarf that just seems to set it off. He won as well which just adds a bit of bling.
I love this dress because it fits her well, the blue is stunning and the greenish turquoise shimmer just sets it off brilliantly. The length of the gown is perfect...which Lady Ga Ga should have thought about. She would have been my best dressed if it wasn`t for the putrid eye treatment. Please stop the 1970s look.
I pick Octavia Spencer for my best dressed in a beautiful cocktail gown with subtle shimmer, classic high heels and love her hair and make up. When looking at all the gowns, even though I love glitter and all colours, for some reason, I found many dresses looked like they just came from the prom.
I give a nod to jewelry...necklaces!
Lady Ga-Ga`s dress colour was beautiful but that train...geez louise! She forgot that she was not going down the aisle like princess Diana or Maria Von Trapp from the Sound of Music. I do have to say I loved the necklace from Tiffany`s. I liked her hair colour and even her makeup. If there is one thing I can`t stand is to see a plain dress showing the bare skin on top and ..nothing. Please (hear me Amy Adams) put on a necklace!
Ok, please believe that Dakota Fanning is not dead and she is not going to haunt you but I am showing her beautiful necklace which is a stunner. Her make-up is great but the hair is way too severe and I can`t stand that parting in the middle.
My hubba hubba
I love Viggo Mortensen....He looks classic and he has not done anything to his face. I just want to bite his chin in a playful manner and...oops, forgot where I was for a moment.
The Bad...
The Waltons tried to dress this thing up using a night gown paired with some Christmas silver trim and some broken ornaments. Let`s see how tight we can make her face by pulling that hair into twisty top bun of crap. Ughhh...
GAWK, GAWK...The Dodo wants its feathers back or maybe it is the Edgar Allen Poe`s The Raven who wants them back but he even says, `Never More.`I think she just flew down to these awards and then flew away so she didn`t have to wait in the limo.
So poor Lucy Liu had no idea the people working on this gown were drunk and splattered paint on it and then tried to cover it up with some sheer drapes. I think Lucy is blind...that is the excuse I give her.
Worst dressed in my book goes to Amber Heard who thought she was going to a 1985 prom. The mismatched boob covering to the horrible lower white crap which didn`t look good in the `80s and still doesn`t. Match this up with her hair-do that must have been the 16th try to make it look better than when she woke up with it and she wins the award for blecchhh. The only thing I like is her make-up
Now on to WTF
First...Timothy Chalamet, put on some weight as you are way too skinny. Sorry, I have very little mother instinct in me but this kid is too thin. Now I don`t mind all black but WTF is that shimmery gun holster you are wearing. I have no idea what it is but it`s stupid...there I said it. The only thing it might be good for is when you are zip-lining and you want to look good.
Janelle Monai should always be in this part of the series because she always wears something nuts. We have Queen Guinevere from the nunnery who decided to wear some chain mail from Lancelot, pair it with a Star Trek belt, King Tut`s big ass necklace and Jackie Kennedy`s hat. I know all the fashion èxperts`will probably love it but the only time I would wear this is for Halloween.
OK there is my lengthy list. Anything to add Marni.
